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Calling All Weirdos

Are you a weirdo? Do you love weird things and the weird life and dream about things which make others peoples faces turn inside-out? Is life just one long weird trip from the sublime to the ridiculous which will never, ever stop or even take a break? (In fact I don’t know anyone who couldn’t answer “yes” to that, and a few people who more than fulfill that criteria…). In that case then think yourself extremely lucky: you’ve arrived at an article which champions all things weird, says no to all things conventional, and knows the difference between a true weirdo and…Hmm, well, just someone who’s a bit strange…Those people who scare weirdos, I mean. You really have to watch out for them!

The web-site I am going to talk about today can be found at the following link, so click it now: http://www.funderberg.com/index.php/website/weirdo-toys-website/

Head straight to it for a big dose of oddness, or just read on and be a lazy weirdo and read what it’s about in the next paragraph.

Basically, it’s about weird toys on this page, although from this page – at the aforementioned link – you can get to loads more pages about all things weird. In fact, there are categories on the right, and I’d be shocked if you couldn’t find exactly what you wanted there. Ever wondered what someone with Hovis Bakery tattooed on their forehead would look like? Or Uswitch cut into the back of your hair? Or perhaps you’ve always fancied having your head removed and having a giraffe head replaced on it? I have no idea if you’ll find either at the web-site, but I do know this: you’ll find weird stuff galore, most of it stuff that really does seem as though someone has much too much time on their hands…

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Duck Mania!

Ever wondered what the Queen would have looked like had she been born a royal duck? I have. Many times a night. Or maybe you’ve often pondered what a punk-rock rubber duck would look like, or a space-man duck or duckess? Of course you have, you’d be a bit strange if you hadn’t, wouldn’t you? Well, my friend, it’s your lucky day, because if you click on the following link you will open up a portal to possibly the best duck-based site in the entire universe. There are enough ducks on here that you could look all day at the gallery and only just scratch the surface of what’s on offer! Have a butchers at: http://www.justducks.co.uk/

If you haven’t clicked it yet, click it. I am waiting. We really can’t continue until you’ve been to the site and seen exactly what I’m on about. That’s just the way it is, sorry.

There. That’s better. It’s good, isn’t it? I knew you’d love it.

Yes, Just Ducks is the place to go when it comes to every single kind of rubber duck there is, including a few more that might just surprise you. My personal favourite is the Security guard rubber duck, but I reckon that over time I could end up with less of a top ten and more of a top fifty.

What more is there to say, really?

Well, how about this then: they have an actual F1 RACING CAR RUBBER DUCKY! And their prize-winning ducks have even been featured on This Morning. Yes the TV show!

Fosters tv used to be my favourite thing to look forward to when I was on my way home from work. Now it’s this web-site. Ducks will take over the world!

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Rather You Than Me, To Be Honest

Did Jaws affect you more than you liked, but still, for some completely bizarre reason you are fascinated by this most amazing of prehistoric creatures, the Great White Shark? Or perhaps you’ve always been obsessed with their massive big dangerous teeth and now you’ve had enough of talking and thinking about it, you want to actually get in the water WITH these majestic lethal beasts and stop your friends from mocking you endlessly down the pub? Either way, you’ve just scored yourself a direct-hit with coming to this blog post. It’s the next best thing to a web-site actually conceived and written by a Great White Shark!

Head over to the following link to get yourself in on the action: http://www.divingwithsharks.com/

Yes, if you’ve finally decided to get over your perfectly rational fear of massive lethal underwater predators that, despite popular theory, do occasionally take a dislike to human beings, then you’ve landed on your feet (which is good: make the most of them, because you might not have them when you come back out of the water). The web-site has tons of useful information about going shark diving, and they can sort you out with other stuff like package deals.

Personally, I am staying well clear of this and will be for the foreseeable future – or at least our technology has advanced enough to be able to read the minds of sharks, at which we’ll make a truce between us attacking them and them attacking us. I’m not sure but I think that gets me out of it for at least the next fifty years, and by then I won’t be getting any peer-pressure anyway, I doubt. I’ll be old and a night in watching repeats of the good old Fosters Beer Advert will be enough for me.

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The Odd, The Bizarre And The Just Plain Strange…

In a world where everyone wants to meet someone as quickly as possible, there are literally thousands of ways to make that happen. For example, if you really love your hr payroll software and can’t sleep when you have some captivating HTML code on your mind, I’m sure there’s a site out there that can connect you with like-minded nerds. See what I mean? Everyone is covered.

How can I be so sure of this? Hmm, well because I’ve just stumbled on a treasure-trove of weird and bizarre dating web-sites, is why. To enter the strange and positively bewildering world of dating that you had no idea even existed (me too…), all you need do is click on the following link and go from there: http://www.top10tag.com/top-11-bizarre-dating-sites/

Seriously, if this is your thing then you’ve just hit the jack-pot. There is literally everything you could ever want on here, but the thing which really caught my eye was the comprehensive dating service for people who have no desire whatsoever to get intimate with a partner. Yes, that and more is available. Trust me: if you think “that can’t possibly exist” then it probably does. I doubt that at the moment a web-site for serial killers exists, but I wouldn’t be at all surprised if it crept up somewhere in the future…

Me, personally, I struggle with the idea of dating sites. It should be easy, but for some reason it isn’t, and I always spend absolutely ages procrastinating over which person to send a message to. If you ask me, give me a bump into someone in a supermarket any day. It’s much more natural, and also it forces you to speak to someone, which tends to make things happen much quicker than online.

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Cheer Up!

How do you cheer yourself up when you’re having a bad day? I mean a REALLY bad day, like when everything is going wrong and even thinking about things going wrong seems to make even more things go wrong. I suppose you might get drunk and strip naked when it gets dark and run down the street for the thrill of it. Or you could choose a more conventional – and slightly safer – method, one which won’t get you arrested and thrown in a horrible stinking prison cell. Such as heading over to the following web-site and having a butchers at what they have on there: http://www.interestingfacts.org/

Honestly, no matter what your love is – designer jewellery , computers powered poop or anything else for that matter – you will probably find something factual about it on this page. Whoever owns the site is a bit of a genius if you ask me; they’re really gone out of their way to put up facts about weird and obscure things…The kind of things that you wouldn’t think you would ever want to know about, but once you DO you’re very pleased you bothered to check it out!

A good example of this is the Whoopi Goldberg facts. Yes, I said Whoopi Goldberg facts. They have a whole article dedicated to this, so if you’ve ever wondered what her real name is, or anything else, then I bet you will find it on here. Once you’re bored with that – which should take a while – you’ll find tons more to interest you. But don’t take my word for it. In fact, what do you think you’re doing still reading this? You should be over at the web-site already, so get over there fast!

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Mr Ugly

Looking for some nice vegetarian recipes to eat tonight? Or perhaps you’re after some good ideas for ways to incorporate fish into a delicious and nutritious meal? In both cases, a web-site that you would never want to stumble on while thinking about food is: http://www.samugliestdog.com/

And I do mean that in all seriousness. Unless you want to actually make yourself violently ill, I advise you not to click that link while food is on your mind…

For those who are unaware of who Sam the legendary dog was, be thankful: he was the ugliest, nastiest, most despicably awful-looking hound that has ever put two feet in front of, well, two feet. He was a dog after all. Though to be honest, it’s not obvious when you look at him.

At this web-site, which is strangely captivating, you can learn all about how Sam was for a long time considered un-adoptable due to his horrible personality, bad anger management problems and general appearance. Sam is dead now, the poor thing, but you never need worry: for your weekly does of vomit-inducing photos, all you need do is bookmark the aforementioned link.

Most incredible of all is that while Sam was alive, he became quite the personality. During his years he appeared on chat shows, TV shows of varying description, and was immediately adopted as great by the people of the world. Sadly, though, all nasty things have to come to an end, and even this web-site is looking a bit worse for wear. I suspect that there is a new ugly dog on the throne now, but let us not forget that Sam was undoubtedly the ugliest dog that ever lived. Even uglier, actually, than the most ugly thing I could ever imagine (and believe me that takes some doing!).

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Weird, Rude & Downright Nasty

Ever wondered what are the weirdest websites out there? Maybe you’re someone who loved Jackass 1 & 2, and was addicted to drinking as much milk as you could when you were younger in a bid to be proved the weirdest and most disgusting (you know what I mean; I’m not going to spell it out so use your imagination, or don’t…). Whatever kind of weird you are, and even if you’re a payroll software worker or something who is a secret weirdo who can’t get enough of the odd and bizarre and strange, here are three websites that you may not know about. Be warned, they aren’t all exactly what you’d call nice though. In fact, I take that back: they are, mostly, what you would call vile!

1) Crazythoughts.com: this is truly odd. You know those strange thoughts you have just before you go to bed? The ones with no logic or reason which you never tell anyone about because if you did they would run away? This is full of them. Have your questions answered here, but only if you dare…

2) Moving down the scale, to some really obnoxious material, is Verygross.com: you’ve guessed it. This is just stuff which you want to know about, but when you see it you suddenly realise there is a reason why you never bothered before. Approach this with caution, as it is really not very nice.

3) Rotten.com: this should need no introduction. It’s basically a modern myth come true. Here you will find absolutely horrible images of things that really should never have been photographed. If you can think of something awful and horrific, then they will have got to it first and it will be worse than you had ever expected…Be warned!

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Interfering Google Get Out Of It!

If you used Google before they made the mistake of making it all progressive and, for the want of a better word, more “intuitive”, then you will remember the good old days that are no longer: you typed what you wanted into the search bar in your OWN GOOD TIME and Google just sat there patiently, minding its own business, not being weird and just being wonderful. He or she was your friend, happy to assist at all times. My, how times have changed…Now, Google is different. More evolved, more irritating and more in-your-face and righteous than ever. Gone are the good days of thinking for yourself. In are the bad days of Google assuming what you want to search for, and spewing it up without you ever asking. Verbal diarrhea, you could say.

Just like a really, really annoying person at a party who keeps finishing your sentences for you, even though the only thing you know about them is that they have bad breath and stand much too close, Google’s new system only makes you tired and irritable very quickly. Predictive it may be, but it is also pointless, if you ask me. While there are some small advantages from this being implemented, there are far more disadvantages. So, if you’re not using Google yet then don’t believe the adverts where Google allows an anonymous user to type in precisely what they want, because this is rarely the case.

A good example of this would be to type in, or try to type in DNA Testing . If you’re a very slow typist them Google will be able to keep up, but if you’re not, you may well end up searching for Dogs with fancy collars or Demons who are taking over the world, who knows. Google certainly doesn’t.

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Pictures Of Eerieness

Looking at the following web-site, I felt – and feel – extremely sorry for the person who must have woken up in the dead of night one day and screamed “It’s fantastic! Yes! Bowl balls down a long flat strip of wood and make people pay to use the narrow strip of wood and shoes and call it…a…a…a…BOWLING ALLEY!”. You can see exactly what I am referring to by clicking on the following link. But be warned, it’s not for the faint-hearted, so if you find your heart beating much faster at the very thought of putting on some of those dodgy bowling shoes (and I can’t imagine why you would, but still, I bet there are a few), then be prepared for a terrible shock that may well do you over big-time: http://weburbanist.com/2010/10/17/a-striking-beauty-10-eerie-abandoned-bowling-alleys/

Personally, I’ve never really liked the idea of bowling. Firstly there was the whole throwing the ball thing which never made much sense to me, then there was the whole go-in-a-group-and-throw-a-ball-thing which pretty much put the icing on the cake for me. I always knew it was eventually going to die out and be beaten into submission by video games and the arrival of free pornography for all.

But still, even if you despise bowling as much as I do – or more – this site is definitely worth a looksy. The photos are really quite eerie, and definitely take you back to a time many moons ago when the computer was just this sorry-looking thing that sat In the corner of the room trying desperately to load up a single web-page (that was never much good anyway, let’s be honest).

Right, I’m off. One of them Fosters Funny adverts has come on TV and reminded me that I would indeed like to drink a beer.

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Mad About Sharks

I don’t know about you, but I’ve always been a massive fan of sharks. I love them. I’ve loved them ever since my mum meant to give me some Jaguar scissors (with Jaguar pattern on) when I was eight but instead we opened the box and I found there to be a little model shark instead! Why else do I love sharks? Easy to answerL: they come in loads of different varieties, are awesome predators, and are all round one hell of an animal. TheJaguar…hu…don’t make me laugh!

If you love sharks as much as I do (which I highly doubt, as I have even sponsored one, so there I bet you haven’t!), then I suggest you head on very quickly over to the following link where you’ll find stories, photos and info galore about the most excellent predator of the sea: http://sharkattackphotos.com/

Of course, one thing I love to research is shark attacks. Not because I enjoy finding out how people have been attacked and mauled by sharks, but because it’s actually quite interesting seeing why they attack and how they do it. If you don’t believe me then have a look at the site. These animals are devious and if they wore coats and jackets then they’d surely have all kinds of tricks up their big old fishy sleeves! (If they did wear coats I bet they would look mighty dapper.)

One theory I would like to debunk here, though (as I realize that not everyone is as much of a shark fanatic as I am), is the idea that they attack anything that moves. This is, in fact, not true. In reality, sharks rarely attack humans (and goodness knows they’d have enough reasons to bear a grudge against humanity, the amount of rubbish we have dumped in the sea over the past hundred years…)

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