Did Jaws affect you more than you liked, but still, for some completely bizarre reason you are fascinated by this most amazing of prehistoric creatures, the Great White Shark? Or perhaps you’ve always been obsessed with their massive big dangerous teeth and now you’ve had enough of talking and thinking about it, you want to actually get in the water WITH these majestic lethal beasts and stop your friends from mocking you endlessly down the pub? Either way, you’ve just scored yourself a direct-hit with coming to this blog post. It’s the next best thing to a web-site actually conceived and written by a Great White Shark!
Head over to the following link to get yourself in on the action: http://www.divingwithsharks.com/
Yes, if you’ve finally decided to get over your perfectly rational fear of massive lethal underwater predators that, despite popular theory, do occasionally take a dislike to human beings, then you’ve landed on your feet (which is good: make the most of them, because you might not have them when you come back out of the water). The web-site has tons of useful information about going shark diving, and they can sort you out with other stuff like package deals.
Personally, I am staying well clear of this and will be for the foreseeable future – or at least our technology has advanced enough to be able to read the minds of sharks, at which we’ll make a truce between us attacking them and them attacking us. I’m not sure but I think that gets me out of it for at least the next fifty years, and by then I won’t be getting any peer-pressure anyway, I doubt. I’ll be old and a night in watching repeats of the good old Fosters Beer Advert will be enough for me.